I know HTMX - How To Meet Xanax
Just casually rolling down Haight in my slick HTMX black hoodie and Murciélago when I spot her. That’s when it hit me—she’s the one. She’s got that “Xanax vibe” she snagged from the same smirk guy—cool as ice and smoother than a breeze.
We swap stories and contacts over coffee (IG, X, TT, Pinterest, Tor, and all the Mastodon, BlueSky, and Threads out there...), then she shows me her slick Arch distro, the Tor onion that makes her cry, and all the quirky stuff she’s collecting with her tokens. I’m like, “This hoodie’s girl’s got me feeling unstoppable. And it’s even JavaScript decaffeinated from all the stains.”
Next thing you know, we’re vibing hard, hoodie game strong, and Xanax is just the coolest girl you’ll ever meet.
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
- Midweight fabric (8.5oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I know HTMX - How To Meet Xanax Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleevelength |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
20
|
34 1/2
|
|
M
|
29
|
22
|
35 1/2
|
|
L
|
30
|
24
|
36 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
26
|
37 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
27
|
38 1/2
|
